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LAS VEGAS — Here it is. Weeknd fixtures are fair game and Saturday through Monday Premier League action is upon us and Matchweek 22 is all systems go. From the betting perspective, MW21 saw bad business and one of the worst results in the competition with a 0-3 ledger including another all-time level tough beat on the *Best Bet by Darkseid Sports*.

Anywho, moving on, I’m bullish on my chances again. Here is the deal for MW22:

THE TIMELINE

MW22 TV/Streaming details via NBC Sports Soccer on X (formerly Twitter).
Speaking of The Timeline, when was your club founded?

COINCEDENTAL STADIUM of the WEEK

A series depicting a stadium which corresponds to a play featured in The Premier League Prologue actions to open the show.

  • Stamford Bridge, London, England.

MW22 POSITIONS PL

*Best Bet by Darkseid Sports* RECORD: 8-10-3 (Record displayed in Win-Loss-Push format)

2025-26 PUBLISHED BET RECORD: 31-33-3 (All plays, W-L-P format).

  • Straight Bets (Sides, Totals, BTTS): 31-24-3
  • Parlays: 0-6 (?!?)
  • Proposition (SoT, ATG Team Props, etc.): 0-3

These results are unacceptable, embarrassing and so far beneath established standards. I hate it. I couldn’t even bring myself to list the percentages. MW21 really hurt my feelings. Obviously, the time is now to go on a run.

My Plays for MW22.

— ⚽️: “THE BTTS SPECIAL”

  • CHEBRE BOTH TEAMS TO SCORE (-40)

📚: William Hill/Caesars

KEY METRICS

  • CHEBRE: 69 Goals Scored aggregate.

BTTS SUPERFACT

A BTTS ask here is commensurate to the all-time scoring ethos of this fixture.

KEY OPINION

This is a play on the fact the data and mathematics say both parties will score a goal in this match.

MY TAKE

The BTTS Special has seen mixed results thus far but I’m undeterred in the pursuit of delivering winners. Not sure what I’m supposed to say really re: my take on The BTTS Special: I think both parties can score a goal in its respective match.

We are going to hit these as the term progresses. I won’t be denied, except for all the parlays in the market. It never had a chance in MW21.

— ⚽️: PLAYER PROP: ANYTIME GOALSCORER: ERLING HAALAND (-40)

📚: FanDuel

The Erling Haaland profile via Real Sports

KEY METRICS:

  • Haaland: His 0.81 npxG+xAG/90 is in the 95th percentile compared to his positional opposites across the Europe’s Big 5 leagues. In domestic league play he’s averaging 0.99 GLS/90.
The man is in form. But isn’t he always?

SUPERFACT

KEY OPINION

  • I just think there is value in backing the goal-scoring industrial complex which is Erling Haaland to net a goal — or more — in the Manchester Derby.
I’ve called on the PropDuster to end the skid in this market. This is an official PropDuster Special action for MW22. All hail The Queen. But remember, still: Your propositional wager/trade is not approved until it’s “PropDuster Approved!”
It’s time for the *Best Bet by Darkseid Sports* for MW22.
GL🤝Play Responsibly

— ⚽️BB: TOTWHU UNDER 2.5 GOALS (+10)

📚: FanDuel, Circa Sports

Spurs on X

KEY METRICS

  • TOT: Spurs are 17/20 in aggregate xG (20.1) & 16/20 in npxG/90 (0.96).
  • WHU: 22 Goals Scored in 21 league matches played YTD. Hammers are 16/20 in aggregate xG (21.5).

BEST BET SUPERFACTS

I had Gemini crunch the numbers and I think both team’s scoring averages will trend down here and I’ll rely on the most common result throughout the total of this fixture.
I just think citing the poor form of both clubs and the Spurs’ injury situation certainly, I can’t get there with the Over, specifically the 2-1 either way outcome. Visit SportsMole UK on the Web.

KEY OPINION

  • I see this as a spot where goals should be hard to come by when discussing clubs who haven’t been able to put a beach ball in the back of the net.
Hammers on X

MY TAKE

For the *Best Bet by Darkseid Sports* for MW22, it’s a play on Tottenham- West Ham to stay Under 2.5 match goals (at +10 herein). Briefly, I don’t think much of either side. Both are in poor form. Both have had injuries and/or AFCON exclusions. Both haven’t adapted to new managers. Both have poor attacking metrics. For all that, TOTWHU UND 2.5 is your *Best Bet by Darkseid Sports* for the Premier League Matchweek 22.

The Darkseid Sports First Cut is a renowned play in the American football markets which denotes my top play which didn’t make the final card. It was 6-5 (ATS) pursuant to The 7 Best. It is meant to provide thought-provocation in the realm of overthinking and making wrong final judgements on your cards.

FC Record YTD: 11-7

— ⚽️: BHA 90+ (-15)

I passed on this to focus on other positions. There was reservation due to the fact the BHABOU fixture is a Derby and anything can happen. It’s not like the Amex has been a rock for the Seagulls lately.

MANCHESTER UNITED MINUTES

This is on me.
Kinda weird. Hey, follow me on X.

PREMIER LEAGUE MINUTES (MW22)

The latest blockbuster news in the Premier League managerial carousel.
Is your Manager safe?
Who is next?

WORLD CUP MINUTES

Follow Fox Soccer on X for everything World Cup. I can’t believe Las Vegas isn’t a host city for this event. It makes no sense.

BEYOND THE TABLE

You can get the Premier League Table anywhere. It matters at MW22, obviously. But a Table built on xG is something we can use for Sports Investment purposes over the course of the competition in the now and Squawka has done solid, practical work in bringing us this PL Table built on xG.

https://www.squawka.com/en/features/xg-table-premier-league-2025-26/

FUTURISTICS REVISITED

In case you missed it (ICYMI), here is a look back on my three (3) PL Futures I released here and on my X page.
It’s tostadas at MW21. Cole Palmer would have to go on a run, which is possible as he’s been superb upon his return. Amad creates and has been fine for United but the AFCON absence is detrimental. Brentford has vastly exceeded any expectation anybody had. I had it wrong there, as of now.
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RANDOM PROLOGUE PICTURE

REFERENCES:

  • X
  • Various individual and entity social media accounts on X as cited in this work
  • Peacock
  • USA Network
  • NBC Sports
  • FB Ref
  • Opta Analyst
  • DataMB
  • Transfermarkt
  • Squawka
  • Sports Mole UK
  • Grok
  • Google Gemini
  • NBC Sports Soccer
  • Fox Soccer
  • CBS Sports App
  • William Hill/Caesars
  • FanDuel
  • Circa Sports
  • Getty Images
  • Darkseid Sports Intellectual Properties

DISCLAIMER: The purveyor of Darkseid Sports (me) and the author of this writing (also me) has no affiliation, whatsoever, with Manchester United, the Premier League, any of the above athletes, managers, media entities, sports betting entities, social media accounts and/or any other corporate entity, either portrayed in written form or depicted in corresponding images. The author of this writing is a passionate and very serious Manchester United and Premier League fan.

Up the Red Devils.
The *Best Bet by Darkseid Sports* is the preeminent, signature position in the global Premier League betting space. Form is temporary, class is permanent. Tough times don’t last, tough people do.
Term One *Best Bet by Darkseid Sports* statistics. It’s at a 8-10-3 ledger this term. GL🤜🤛Play Responsibly. Again, follow me on X.

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